Groomsmen (of the Apocalypse)

Vincent Purita

Doesn’t know the answer to “What color is the Green Goblin?”

David Shaw

Legally obligated to use his baby carrier 23 hours a day. Suspiciously nice for someone blood related to me.

Edward Pong

Undefeated Connect Four Champion.

Jon De Vogel

The Big Boss. Professional Ron-Man cosplayer. Assistant to the regional manager.